Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?

A: It means cats and dogs can talk.

Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

Kid: Runs home.

A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

If you know, you know.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."