If you’re American when you go in the bathroom... ... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Putin's Brain:
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans
Guys they weren’t always orphans
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
I don’t know any...
What did the water say to the beach Nothing it just waved
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Guess!!!!!
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
