Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Fatherless jokes.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.