Worst Jokes Ever
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Poop and balls through the walls!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."