Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Puss.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
