Worst Jokes Ever
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Walter White.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?