What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What do you call a orange parrot a carrot
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
I'm a rapist.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What did Al-Shehhi to Atta?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys Devil-ed eggs! 😆
F*ck in' the poo.
Shitty bichi cup.
What is a part of a vegetable you cant eat.
The wheelchair
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
