The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs
What did the 3-year old boy say to the priest? My bum hurts.
Yo mama so OLD... Her first christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
YO MAMA! Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton... because it said CONCENTRATE!
YO MAMA! Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
