Worst Jokes Ever
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.