Worst Jokes Ever

The biggest legend is Technoblade.

what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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Only in Ohio.

What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

The worst joke is no joke ;)

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?

"Hindin!"

Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.

I love gay people. UwU

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.