Worst Jokes Ever
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
We need skinwalker jokes.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Hi! Could I join?
Denise.
What more is there to say?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.