Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...