Worst Jokes Ever
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Obama got Osama.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.