I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. š¤
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? š
