Worst Jokes Ever

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

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Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

Because they cut deep.

How did the gay man die? Homicide.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.