A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
That’s right, I have my own category😎
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
