Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.