Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

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What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

Why don’t spiders go back to school?

Because they learn everything on the web.

I fucking hate school, god damn!

money + money = MONEY

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

Hehe

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Literally the most popular job: YouTube.