Worst Jokes Ever
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.