Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Worst Jokes Ever
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Bros got barcode arms.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
I wish we were all aborted. <3
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Does this sentence make any sense?
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
