Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
"Uwu daddy."
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
