Worst Jokes Ever
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!