Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Worst Jokes Ever
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Jenga.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
