Never jokes
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
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The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?