Never jokes
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.