Never jokes
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Memes
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.