Never jokes
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.