Never jokes
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Memes
FOR REAL
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
What runs but never stops?
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.