Never jokes
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!