What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.