Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Never Jokes
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
