what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because their shellfish
Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
People are like Bean Burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
I Love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball though.
