You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
"Bill, never do that again."
