What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c
What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
friend 1: I don't want to jump. friend 2: me neither .murderer: if you don't jump ill stab you. friend 1: jumps. friend 2: jumps. murderer. i didn't mean off the building friend 1: I know that i just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet? Yeah neither has he
Have you seen Dolly Parton’s new shoes? Neither has she!
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
(1968)- Hellen Keller died didn’t you hear? No? Well neither did she..
what do orphans parents and nemo have in common? Neither can be found
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
