Neither jokes

Kid

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Hitler

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Orphan

What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?

Neither can be found.

Memes

Vote

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

Name

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

Banana

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

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  • Abortion

    What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

    House

    Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

    No? Neither did he.