Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
