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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!