Neither jokes
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."