Neither jokes
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Memes
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!