Instead jokes

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?

Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.

Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

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