Need jokes
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.