Need jokes

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they need a parent’s signature.

Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?

Person: Yea, why?

Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!