Need jokes

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

What does NASA stand for?

Need a star A.S.A.P.!

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?

Person: Yea, why?

Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)