Need jokes
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Memes
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!