Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
Why is it that skinny man love fat woman? Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer
Yo mama so fat that you need a jackstand to get her up
What does cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.
is it just me or do these gays need to leave me alone
ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide
who needs parents to be great
What Did the North tower say to the south tower? Let's talk later I need to catch a plane
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch
Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady u don’t need to yodel about it yodel whoo yodel whoo
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
Aaaah I really wish Stephen hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new part to my gokart
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer
