Need jokes
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.