Need jokes

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?

They need parental permission.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

What does NASA stand for?

Need a star A.S.A.P.!

Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they need a parent’s signature.