Need jokes
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."