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We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Work
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Need for seed.