Need jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?

They need parental permission.

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."