Need jokes

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?

They need parental permission.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

What does NASA stand for?

Need a star A.S.A.P.!

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.