Need jokes
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
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2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Wait a damn minute
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!