Need jokes

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?

They need parental permission.

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.