NASA jokes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
I'm weird.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Hot man is sexy.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?