NASA jokes
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Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
I'm weird.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.