NASA jokes
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
NASA is big fat poo 馃挬 no馃嵄馃崰馃ギ馃馃崢馃.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
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Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!