NASA

NASA Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Water

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.

Shuttle

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

Meeting

Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?

He couldn't get up the kerb.

Poo

NASA is big fat poo ๐Ÿ’ฉ no๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง€.

Water

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Pasta

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