NASA jokes
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Memes
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.