NASA jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I got a call from NASA. Theyβve reached your hairline.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!