NASA jokes
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
I'm weird.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Whats the difference between NASA and religion NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
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Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.