NASA jokes
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
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NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.