NASA jokes
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.