3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
Nasa called me and they said they reached you hailine
What does the initials FEMA stand for? Federal Erection Management Agency
NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
