NASA jokes
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
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What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
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NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
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What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!