NASA jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Low quality
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!