My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter youranis

Your mamma’s so fat the aliens call her their mother ship

yo mama so fat when she joined NASA they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

When you realize the shuttle blew up. Then you realize your on the shuttle.

NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hell out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”

im weird

What does nasa stand for? Nose and smelly astronauts

What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

What’s the most grossest mission NASA could do? - Probing Uranus.

yo mama so stupid, that she thought NASA is a GAMING PROGRAM!!!

What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap

YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . 🍐🍆

Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn’t get up the kerb

What some nasa stand for 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝

Nasa equals Nugget and shit anmiture

what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut

How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad