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Day

Anonymous

My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter youranis

Fat

Anonymous

Your mamma’s so fat the aliens call her their mother ship

Fat

Billy come home

yo mama so fat when she joined NASA they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Water

Moe Lester

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

Realization

A name of sorts

When you realize the shuttle blew up. Then you realize your on the shuttle.

Stand

Tessa

NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots

Uranus

Anonymous

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

Shooting

Josh Mortensen

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hell out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”

Weird

Anonymous

im weird

Nose

Anonymous

What does nasa stand for? Nose and smelly astronauts

Astronaut

Anonymous

What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

Uranus

Bumhole boy

What’s the most grossest mission NASA could do? - Probing Uranus.

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Yo mama

JUSTIN

yo mama so stupid, that she thought NASA is a GAMING PROGRAM!!!

Star

Anymounos

What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap

Fat

🍐🍆

YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . 🍐🍆

Lates

Anonymous

Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn’t get up the kerb

Stand

Anonymous

What some nasa stand for 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝

Nugget

Jeff

Nasa equals Nugget and shit anmiture

Means

JUSTIN

what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut

Fat

bootastic family

How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad

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