NASA jokes
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Kinky~
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
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Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!