NASA jokes
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Hot man is sexy.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.