What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
NASA Jokes
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
I'm weird.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
