NASA

NASA Jokes

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Solar Eclipse

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Neighbor

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Astronaut

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Dwarf

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

Water

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.

Space

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.