Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why is nasa so sus? Cause they wanted to see uranus
What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
what type of jam do aleins like? Space Jam
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
Your forehead is sooo big nasa thought it was mars
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
when a rocketshp went in space 7 astronauts went in space that's why it's called NASA
