NASA jokes

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.

Hot man is sexy.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.

And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

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What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

How does NASA fart?

They fart with their ass-teroids.

My friend, what's up?

Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.