NASA jokes

Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?

Hot man is sexy.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time!

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

What type of jam do aliens like?

Space Jam!

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.

Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?

A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.