Name jokes

Riley Styler :)

What is a wasp called?

A wannabe.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

Why are pirates named pirates?

Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?

What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?

A hoe hoe hoe.

Hello, are you there?

Yes, who are you?

My name is Watt.

What’s your name?

Watt’s my name.

Yes, what is your name?

My name is John Watt.

John What?

Yes, are you Jones?

No, I’m Knott.

Will you tell me your name?

Will Knott.

Why not?

My name is Knott.

Not what?

Not Watt, Knott!

*hangs up*

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

"Know, know how there."

"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?

Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.

Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.

Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-

Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.

Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?

Lachlan