Name jokes
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Mike Oxlong.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Memes
Joe Mama has a chode.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Habit.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Eli Tremain.
Riley Styler :)
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."