Name jokes
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Dolly (DYM 79).
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Alya?
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Parton (DYM 80).
Blake drinks Coke.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Harrison
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"