Name jokes
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Coooper
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Memes
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?