Name jokes

Read my name.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.

My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

Coooper

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Angler.

What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?

The local Aryan network.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Louie Fennell.

Eli Tremain.