Name jokes

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Mike Oxlong.

What do you call a dick with three eyes?

Preston.

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

Parton (DYM 80).

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Alya?

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Blake drinks Coke.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!

Harrison

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Dolly (DYM 79).

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!