Name jokes
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Fuk Nip shat!
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
Jack
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"