Name jokes
Person you don't know, my name.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Memes
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So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Raffie?
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Boggy
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
You're a bish, and you are too!
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Jack smells.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.