Name

Name jokes

Death Penalty

  • I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

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  • Crowbar

  • Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

    Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

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  • Prank

  • Hi guys, the prankster is back!

    I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

    When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

    Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

    Meme

  • Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

    Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

    Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

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  • Grandpa

  • Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

    Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

    Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

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  • Penalty

  • MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢

    NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝

    MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔

    LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿

    POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅

    "GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬

    "I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁

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  • Creeper

  • Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D