Name jokes
Raffie?
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Boggy
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Memes
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
James Dalton.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Jacob Colletto
Look at my name and you'll see.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.