Name jokes

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

Raffie?

What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler

Boggy

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

You're a bish, and you are too!

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

Jack smells.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

What do you call your mom?

Monkey.

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

James Dalton.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Mary."

"Mary who?"

"Marry me!"

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!