Name jokes
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Read my name.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Daryll
Coooper
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Roddy Rick Dalby
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!