Name jokes

Wish jokers.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Jake?

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Mike Oxlong.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Joe Mama has a chode.

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Habit.

What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2.

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Bharat

Palabhai

Majama.

Eli Tremain.