Name jokes
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Roddy Rick Dalby
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Harrison
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Dolly (DYM 79).
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Alya?
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Parton (DYM 80).
Blake drinks Coke.