Name jokes
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Daryll
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.