Name jokes

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

Roddy Rick Dalby

What is a popular name for girl peanuts?

Michelle.

The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's.

What do you call a dipshit?

A Charlie.

Wish jokers.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Jake?

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!