Name jokes
Harrison
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Memes
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Read my name.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Daryll