Name jokes
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Jake?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Wish jokers.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Habit.
Riley Styler :)
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"