"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Professor Poopypants!!!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Voicemailing.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Ruhan.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
