Name jokes
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.