Name jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.