What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "Cow."
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
my name is jamar and i come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR-
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Campbell.
