Name jokes
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"