Name jokes
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Lawrence in maths ;)
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Teddy
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.