Name jokes
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Memes
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Lawrence in maths ;)
Teddy
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Josh
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.