Name jokes

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Lawrence in maths ;)

Teddy

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.

Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?

Angela: His name is Kevin.

Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?

Angela: I don't know.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!

I guess you can say he xxxpired.

Josh

What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?

Bruno Mars.

Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

Part 1

What would you name a mummified squirrel?

Perhaps... Mumford?