Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Name Jokes
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Perrie.
Poopoo man.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Josh
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Aaron.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
