Name jokes
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Braken Rodrgrigous?
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Roddy Rick Dalby
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Dolly (DYM 79).
Alya?
Parton (DYM 80).
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."