Name jokes
Stephanie
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Roddy Rick Dalby
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.