Name jokes
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Memes
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Louie Fennell.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Daryll
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."