Name jokes
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.