Name jokes
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Memes
Two memes in one
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?