Name jokes

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Yourom?

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

What did the DJ name his son?

Eric.

What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.

What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?

The Name.

"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"

"Yale."

"And what was your name again?"

"Yackson."

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

What do you call a retarded Mexican?

Ricardo.

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?

A hoe hoe hoe.

You know what they call pineapples in Paris?

I don't know, what?

Anus.