Name jokes
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Braken Rodrgrigous?
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Roddy Rick Dalby
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."