Name jokes
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Daryll
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Memes
Whats up brother
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Read my name.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Coooper
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.