Eli Tremain.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Coooper
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Read my name.
Daryll
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Roddy Rick Dalby
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
