Braken Rodrgrigous?
Name Jokes
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Roddy Rick Dalby
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Dolly (DYM 79).
Alya?
Parton (DYM 80).
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
