Name jokes

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?

Circumference.

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

What do you call a man with no toes?

No Toe Joe.

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

My name says it all.

Ethan Fennel

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

What did the Asian people name their retarded son?

Sum Ting Wong.

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.