Name jokes
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
Sam Gonzales
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What is your favorite name?
ABBaS.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
My name is Martha.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Jonah Oglan.