Name jokes
Voicemailing.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
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I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
Teddy
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
#GOODBYEGWEN
Gvido gubis.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Ines.