Name jokes
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Levi
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Robert Ryall
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
louie
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.