Name jokes

What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?

Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

Coooper

Tate

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.

Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.

Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Hi, I’m Joe.

The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

ABBaS.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

Lachlan

How do Asians name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!

What did Love name his daughter?

Sweetheart. ♥

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.