Name jokes

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

What's the opposite of Jason?

Jasister.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.

I need to speak to Water Sharky.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"

"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."

The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"

The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."

"What about the boy?" the woman asked.

The doctor said, "Denephew."

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.