Name jokes
Rowan
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
What is your favorite name?
What is eh on abt
Sam Gonzales
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
ABBaS.
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Peter B is homogay.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
POV: Her name is Alli.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.