Name jokes
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Ruhan.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.