Name

Name jokes

Countryside

    • You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

    You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

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    • Name memes

    Date

    • When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

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    • Girlfriend

    • I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

    Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

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    • Number

    • Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

    "My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

    I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

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    • Author

    • FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

    Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.

    Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.

    Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.

    Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.

    Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.

    Oh God By Dixie Rect.

    Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.

    Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.

    Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.

    How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.

    Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.

    The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.

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    • Son

    • Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

    Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

    Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

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    • Dad

    • Die you potato.

    I baked you a pie.

    Oh boy, which flavor?

    Pie Pie Pie Pie.

    Dad, I'm hungry.

    Hi hungry, I'm dad.

    Why did you name this way?

    Why Why Why?

    Band

    • These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

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