Name jokes

Oliver Savage.

Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?

Person 2: Andrew?

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

What did the father name his daughter with no legs?

Peggy.

What is smegma name?

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

Peter B is homogay.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

Poopoo man.

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Osama Bin Laden is his name.

Crashing planes is his game.

What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw pots and pans around.

"Ching, Chang, Clang!"

So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.