Name jokes
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
GF be like...
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Aaron.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Perrie.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Josh
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Poopoo man.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.