himy name is robert i have no life even my ps4 user name is gay lil_bama
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what do you call a suprised chinese man ho lee fuk
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
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God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
What made his beats so bad His name
a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on saint Georges day Irishman: We called our daughter valentine since she was born on valentines day Scotsman: We named our son pancake because he was born on pancake day!
Q : Name a muderer ? Aborted fetus : My mum.
Q. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the pooh have in common? A. Same middle name 😂
y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy
Instead of oboma it was supposed to be Osama pretending I got their names mixed up
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Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada? Dad: Because you were made there. Mum: We haven't been to Canada Dad: Hol' up a minute
What should i write a joke about? Name the subject, and i’ll make a joke about it.
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Name a shop that racists don’t go to the black market
why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
