Name jokes
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Terrance M.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Ruhan.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.