Name jokes
Ines.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What’s another name for a woman giving birth?
Unloading the dishwasher.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Habit.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.