Name Jokes

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

i know what i’m naming my child

A Google search results page for the search term "p girl names." The results include typical names like "Paige," "Patricia," and "Penelope," but also lists "Pakistan International Airlines."

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

Teddy

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

Lawrence in maths ;)

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.

Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?

Angela: His name is Kevin.

Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?

Angela: I don't know.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."