Name jokes

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

Teddy

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

Lawrence in maths ;)

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.