Name jokes
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
Austin Nash
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"