Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
How do stars get their name by a black hole because is sueeeee
I brought A cow and named him Mayo
Mayo Neighs
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
I named my grass emo and it cut itself
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
His name is "Daddy" HELP!
my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Hey who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not Dating and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy! and Who thinks gwen belongs with prince aka bf!
Hey Yall, You want to read something funny. Then look up greater tuna OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID(Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." So Person 2 says to person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Everbody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Why do we name hurricanes? To keep an eye on them
