Name

Name jokes

Man

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Suicide

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Memes

Single

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Gwen

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Friend

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

Letter

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

Bullet

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

Church

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

Ligma

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Prayer

Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.

Harry Potter

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?