Name jokes

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

Is Will Smith a blacksmith?

The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.

Me: (Tim) What's wrong?

Him: Wha...

Me: Are you inTIMidated?

Bob: Kanye West.

Dad: No, but I can East.

My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.

What's the most emo name?

Carter.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.