Name jokes
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Lawrence in maths ;)
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Teddy
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.