Name jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.

What's the most emo name?

Carter.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.