Name jokes
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
GF be like...
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.