Name jokes
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
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Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.