Name jokes

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.

What's the most emo name?

Carter.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah