When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
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A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T i repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
what was the orphans name jake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What is smagma name
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
