Name jokes
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
I love my name.
There was a guy called John.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
My name has "anus" in it.