I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
hi Ethan
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket. I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you
Coconut
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself ....... hey y'all I'm Diane
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
Hello if you don't know me (Which you probably don't) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that's it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.
what do you call someone who is extra virgin
mrs frame
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
girls with the name zoe have big forhead .
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella", but he hesitated
