A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Im looking for the bartender
Person named Bart:
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
the name brynley means burnt wood lolololol
user name is nico belick
what do you call it when a guy named fred enters panera bread
panera fred
i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack
What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌
i have a little john
What do you call sweaty tities Humitits
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
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on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
A Tyrannosaurus Tex
“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:
