Name jokes
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Connor Davison
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
My name is Big Dick.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!