If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asksâHey, if I can make you laugh I donât have to pay.âThe girl in the window says,âok.âThe guys says,âA little boy named Timmy lost his arms.âThe girl says,â oh no!âThe guy saysâand his dad left him when he was 4.âThe girl says âuhh yeah.â The guy saysâOk,I guess Iâll be paying thenâ The girl asksâOk,And what name will that be under?âThe guy saysâTimmy,Iâm Timmy.â
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Whoâs there? Not sally
My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
hi. I am joe
I wish my name was Voyager 2... So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jillâs candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock âcause Jillâs real name is Randy. Yes, this joke is stolen.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
What do you call a person with no body and no nose "no body nose"
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.