Name jokes

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"

"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."

The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"

The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."

"What about the boy?" the woman asked.

The doctor said, "Denephew."

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.

"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.

"Denise."

"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"

"Tom Junior."

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

'Whodya nikabollokov'

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.