Name jokes
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
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Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?