Name jokes
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Ashten Parkes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
User name is Nico Belick.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.