Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
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I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Frank.
Hi Ethan!
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
