Name

Name jokes

Student

    • An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

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    • Orphanage

    • A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

    The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

    Condom

    • A guy and his girl just finished making love.

    Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

    The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

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    • Name memes

    Orphan

    • What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

    If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

    Dog

    • Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

    You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.

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    • Post

    • Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

    Day

    • On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

    The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

    The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

    The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."