A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Ashten Parkes
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Whatβs the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
γ΅γΉrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
Frank.
"Guys! Letβs hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Hi Ethan!
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Sam Gonzales
Robyn Smith
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