Name jokes
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Sam Gonzales
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
MOOOMMMM
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
User name is Nico Belick.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Ashten Parkes