Name jokes
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Ashten Parkes
MOOOMMMM
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
User name is Nico Belick.
Robyn Smith
Lewis Clow
Frank.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez