Name jokes
Robyn Smith
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Ashten Parkes
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
User name is Nico Belick.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Whatβs the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why did Helen Kellerβs dog run away?
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An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."