Name jokes
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Penaldo song π΅π΅π΅
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Memes
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Ashten Parkes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
User name is Nico Belick.
Why did Helen Kellerβs dog run away?
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What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.