Name jokes

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

Alya and freshfry.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

I am looking for Mike Roch.

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Louie Fennell.

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

What is your car's name?

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia. So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Braken Rodrgrigous?

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.