Name Jokes

What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist

my name is gunter

what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga

I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32

My mom and I went to a bank. hard to say i never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks"

LOL

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal, and Sealia

What is another name for a stupid fish?

Dum bass

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.

Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??

What's Hellen Keller call her dog?

NAUSHFBUYGWF

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water

An H2hoe

A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."

What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette

Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!