Name jokes
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.
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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Memes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Lewis Clow
Robyn Smith
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong ΡΠ°ΠΉΠΌΠΈΠ½Π³.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! π¬π
Is your name winter? Because youβll be cumming soon.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."