What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Ashten Parkes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
User name is Nico Belick.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
