Name jokes
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.
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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Memes
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I donβt find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Is your name winter? Because youβll be cumming soon.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! π¬π
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong ΡΠ°ΠΉΠΌΠΈΠ½Π³.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What bee doesnβt fly properly?
Kobe.
Whatβs the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
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