What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? - lickalotofpuss
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
User name is Nico Belick.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
