Name jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?

An H2hoe.

What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.

What do you call a downy under water?

Dead fish

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I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus Christ, open the door!

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.

Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.

Lewis Clow

Robyn Smith

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂