Name jokes

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?

An H2hoe.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

What do you call a downy under water?

Dead fish

While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.

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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!

Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss.

What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.