Name jokes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.

What do you call a dick with three eyes?

Preston.

What did the paintings name their daughter?

Palette.

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."

Hi Ethan!

Rape jokes are not funny.

Look at my name by the way😁.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw pots and pans around.

"Ching, Chang, Clang!"

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Taylor.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.