Name jokes
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.
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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!