Name jokes
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.
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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
MOOOMMMM
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
User name is Nico Belick.
Ashten Parkes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart: